* Your credit card bill has more mention of Pumpkin Patch than Max.
* You know Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy off by heart.
* You can do just about anything one handed- with a baby glued to your hip.
* Television appeals featuring starving babies make you cry (in fact almost anything does!)
* You write your shopping list in crayon.
* You have a new appreciation for what your parents did for you.
* When somone's kid throws a wobbly at the supermarket you cast them sympathetic glances.
* You cringe when you remember saying "my kid will never have a dummy, sleep in my bed or
watch telelvision!
* Your handbag contains crayons, snotty tissues and crumbs.
* You haven't been to the loo in peace since heaven knows when!
* Your washing line is always full.
* You find yourself humming the Wheels on the Bus while driving alone.
* You know there's nothing more heart-warming than watching your baby sleep.
* You find yourself absent-mindedly rocking the super-market trolley.
* Somehow worrying about the meaning of life seems pointless... you know what it is!
From the latest Treasures' Magazine.
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