Tuesday, June 5, 2007

You know you're a parent when...

* Your credit card bill has more mention of Pumpkin Patch than Max.

* You know Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy off by heart.

* You can do just about anything one handed- with a baby glued to your hip.

* Television appeals featuring starving babies make you cry (in fact almost anything does!)

* You write your shopping list in crayon.

* You have a new appreciation for what your parents did for you.

* When somone's kid throws a wobbly at the supermarket you cast them sympathetic glances.

* You cringe when you remember saying "my kid will never have a dummy, sleep in my bed or
watch telelvision!

* Your handbag contains crayons, snotty tissues and crumbs.

* You haven't been to the loo in peace since heaven knows when!

* Your washing line is always full.

* You find yourself humming the Wheels on the Bus while driving alone.

* You know there's nothing more heart-warming than watching your baby sleep.

* You find yourself absent-mindedly rocking the super-market trolley.

* Somehow worrying about the meaning of life seems pointless... you know what it is!

From the latest Treasures' Magazine.

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